Halloween

Halloween was very fun this year. The blood turned out looking so real and creepy. Drew had a good time and his party was a huge sucess.

terrell owens ....... will this fucker ever learn?

the answer is no. so did he actually try to kill himself? i can't know for sure but things don't add up to me.

1) the empty pill bottle was lying around but according to T.O. the rest of the pills were just in the drawer. but why on earth would you put pills in a drawer and leave the bottle lying around. why not throw it out? and why would take the pills out in the first place? everyone knows you keep pills in their bottles.

2) the "publicist" (and i use that name in this case loosely) according to the sworn police report says that T.O. was depressed then in the press conference claims she did not say that. why would the police make that up?

3) bill claims he did not know he was at the hospital and knew nothing at all at the time of the press conference. BULLSHIT!! you know someone called him when T.O. was taken to the hospital and he was kept up to date at every moment of the night and the following morning.

now back to the publicist ........ what street corner did he find this gem on? don't publicists normally wear dressy, sharp looking clothes? do they normally sit at a national press conference with their arms crossed and chewing gum like a cow chewing it's cud? and how unprofessional was "he has 25 million reasons to live". not to mention that is a stupid statement because many people who are rich and talented are stressed, depressed and have killed themselves. all i know is i would not want this woman telling me how to handle myself in public.

i'll cook you any kind of pizza you want

tonight i was making andrew mini pizzas for dinner and by accident i made deluxe instead of pepperoni.

andrew - "mom i din't like the vegtables!"

me - "andrew just eat it. you won't even taste it."

i go down the hall to put in some laundry and come back to the kitchen and the pizza was on the counter instead of in front of him at the table and he was coloring. i was just about to get upset and i had "just eat the ppizza for god sake." out of my mouth when i burst out crying. ok so before you think i'm a total freak here's the back story ........ a little boy at his school who was 9 died of cancer wednesday night. the school has been raising money for about 3 weeks for him and his family and wednesday evening there was a benefit concert. the school got the news thrusday morning that he died the same night. a little boy who 2 months ago was healthy and in school playing with friends and probably drove his parents crazy for things likr not eating the pizza they cooked because it had green peppers and mushrooms on it was now dead. he went to the children's hospital on may 24 and he died june 14. not even a month. so in the middle of the pizza issue tonight i thought that ryan's parents would give anything in the world to have ryan bug the hell out of them right now. and they'd cook him whatever pizza he wanted. so i wrapped up the plate with his pizza, put it in the fridge and took the pepperoni pizza out of the freezer.

andrew - "how come i don't have to eat the pizza with the vegtables on it."

me - "because i'm glad you're here and i'm glad i can make you pizza. i'll cook you any kind of pizza that you want."

for all you parents out there ...... the next time your kid is being a pain in the ass take the time to thank your lucky stars that they're there to be a pain in the ass. and who really cares that they won't eat the pizza with the vegtables.

to ryan's parents ....... i can only imagine what you're going through and i'm already in tears. you'll be in my thoughts and in my heart.

Rest In Peace With The Angels Ryan ..... i didn't really know you but you touched me.

i feel bad for asteroid number 134340

discovered feb. 18, 1930, named pluto and for 76 years it thought it was a planet but now it's not only a dwarf  but they took it's name too!!  how rude and degrading!!!!

my son has a space themed bedroom so do i go rip pluto off the wall or go in there with a magic marker and cross out pluto and write asteroid number 134340 instead?  i feel like i've been lied to my whole life, this must be what it felt like when humans discovered that the world was not flat.

maybe with the new classifications he didn't meet the standards but wouldn't you say after 76 he'd be grandfathered in and could perhaps keep his name at least?  how will he ever face his friends now? 

good bye pluto, we'll miss you you dwarf bastard.  it's like losing a freind. 

PLUTO RIP

where's the aussie love?

yes i'm CANADIAN and i'm happy the canadian won (AGAIN i may add!!)  and i really do like lukas and glad he won over dilana but why do my aussie hotties never make it past 3rd place?!

let's review .......

Last Year - Mig Ayesa, Marty Casey and J.D. Fortune .  Mig is out first leaving Marty and JD as the last two.

This Year - Toby, Dilana and Lukas with Toby going first.

how fucking hot are these guys?!?  ANSWER ....... VERY FUCKING HOT!!  i am neither surprised or upset lukas won, better him the dilana who i also think is good but i didn't really like her drama and i don't think i could stand her voice for an entire show.  i just feel twice burned in the hottie, talented australians department. 

who the hell doe spitt think he is

"Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt has revealed that he will not tie the knot with Angelina Jolie unless gay marriages are legalised in the US."

source

so does he really think bush or any one in the government for that matter gives two rats asses if him and angie get married.

picture it if you will .......

unknown government asshat - "hey dude did ya hear brad refuses to marry angelina unless we make marriage an option for everyone?"

bush - "well hot damn in that case i think it's a great idea.  i didn't know it meant so much to him."

PLEASE!!!  i think brad needs to get his big ole swollen head out of the clouds for a moment.  he's cute and sure it'd be nice but god damn ....... stick to acting bradly.  for that matter we know this is not even coming from him.  i'm picturing angie's hand up his ass cause he my friend is her puppet.

when I dream about you

There was a time in my life
When I opened my eyes and there you were,
You were more than a dream,
I could reach out a touch you,
that was long ago.
There are somethings that I guess Ill never know,
When you love someone
You got to learn to let them go.

When I dream about you,
Thats when everythings all right,
Your in my arms
Here next to me, forever.
When I dream about you,
you never go away,
Just close my eyes
Wait for my dreams
Cause I still love, loving you.

How can I get you to see
That Im falling apart
Since youve been gone,
I can never be sure
I could ever let go
Your love is much to strong,
There are somethings that I guess Ill never know,
When you love someone
You got to learn to let them go.

When I dream about you,
Thats when everythings all right,
Your in my arms
Here next to me, forever.
When I dream about you,
you never go away,
Just close my eyes
Wait for my dreams,
Cause I still love, loving you.

There are somethings that I guess Ill never know,
When you love someone
You got to learn to let them go.

When I dream about you,
Thats when everythings all right,
Your in my arms
Here next to me, forever.
When I dream about you
you never go away,
Just close my eyes
Wait for my dreams,
Cause I still love, loving you.

Laguna Beach where have you been all of my life

ok well maybe not all my life but the last 2 seasons it's been on anyway.  damn canada for not having MTV until 2 months ago.  how dare they make me miss such an addictive show?!?  now i'm coming in on the end when the damn thing is over and a spinoff show is starting and i feel like i've missed so much.  why do these girls keep going out with the skeez jason?  the boy can't keep his pecker in his pants it seems but they're all running after him like he shit's tiffany jewlery or something and he isn't even cute.  and why did LC get the spinoff show?  i think she's the most boring out of them all.  Kristen had better be on her show is all i have to say.  and what is up with kasey?  fake tan, fake voice, fake hair.  fake fake fake!  where are the parents when these kids are hooking up or laying down or whatever?!  it's sad that kids can be so seemingly spoiled but also so addictive i can't stop watching!

dear god?!  how old is she!

 

coffee - sweet nectar of heaven

ok so i need coffee to survive and i can't get access to my beloved timmy's right now and my coffee maker bit the big one but so i put instant coffee in a timmy's cup and i'm trying to fool myself into a false sense of contentment. it's not working but i need the caffiene so it's my only option right now. the thing that really pisses me off is the fact that i just got that coffee maker for my birthday in january and it's a peice of crap. it's on of those ones that keeps the coffee inside so it stays hot instead of it being out in the glass pot but the problem is it tastes like ass......... piping hot ass though. mmmmmm boy. nothing says refreshing like piping hot ass coffee. so for the time being it's instant coffee in my timmy's cup (including lid). oh timmys my sweet sweet nectar of heaven ............. i'll dream of you until we meet again.

she may have lost but .........

the award for best cleavage goes to ..........

 

nuff said!

Andrew Cole, 8 years went so fast

it's my baby's 8th birthday today and this blog entry is in dedication to him. 

8 years went so fast, it hardly seems possible that he isn't the little boy that you'll see below anymore.  part of me wishes i could turn back time and go back there again, but part of me wouldn't want to give up all the new things he's learning today either.  i wish he had a pause button though so i could slow this process down some cause i'm not ready for him to grow up.  he may not be that tiny baby that i brought home from the hospital anymore but he'll always be my baby.  with mother's day yesterday and his birthday today i've really been thinking about how fast all this has gone.  doesn't seem like 9 years ago on mother's day i was walking up and down the hill that i lived on willing him to come out.  of course he had his own plans and didn't come for anther 5 days but that's andrew.  he has always had his own plans. 

to andrew - i can't think of anyone else i'd wanna go through 17 hours of pain for .......... i live for you, i'd give you anything and everything i could and i love you more then i could ever explain.  hope you had a good birthday andy pandy, mommy loves you.

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katharine / american idol

how freaking nice is that? i feel like jim carrey in liar liar ....... that's cause you've got big jugs, i mean your boobs are huge, i mean i wanna squeeze them, mama *suck suck*. very freaking nice.

tonight chris was good, taylor was well taylor crazy as ever, i still hate paris, elliott's second song was way better ( if you close your eyes) and kathaine was yummy. damn i hope she wins. the tonenails and bare feet were so cute and the gyrating on the floor was hot. god bless american idol!


how freaking nice is that? i feel like jim carrey in liar liar ....... that's cause you've got big jugs, i mean your boobs are huge, i mean i wanna squeeze them, mama *suck suck*. very freaking nice.

tonight chris was good, taylor was well taylor crazy as ever, i still hate paris, elliott's second song was way better ( if you close your eyes) and kathaine was yummy. damn i hope she wins. the tonenails and bare feet were so cute and the gyrating on the floor was hot. god bless american idol!









:) she is just completely adorable and hot. oh and ace was there tonight in the crowd. yyyyyyyyyaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy me.

brokeback meat balls and six screws

so the other day i was replacing the post toppers on my new deck because the sped that built it used those gross ugly plastic cheap ones that i hate. so i went to my local home improvement store to buy wood ones instead. i get there and take a plastic one out of my purse and say "can you tell me to find these ..... that don't suck." some kid leads me about 10 miles into the store to where they were kept, i picked out what i wanted and went to the project desk. "how would you go about putting these on?", i ask. the guy looks like i asked him to get down on all fours and bark like a dog. then he turns to ANOTHER CUSTOMER and asks them!! how unprofessional is that? that guy didn't know either. so i ask another guy at the desk.

him - a big nail?

me - maybe a screw would be better........

him - probably

me - predrill so as not to spilt the wood?

him - ummmm yeah that would probably be good.

me - wood glue?

him - ahhhhh good idea.

me - good thing i know what i'm doing.

so then i'm off to find decking screws, not that anyone in this store seemed to have any clue what i meant by that. so i find the one i wanted and i noticed that they also had them in big open boxes underneath so i assumed you could buy as many as you needed instead of buying 100 when i only needed 6. so i take my wood glue, 6 post toppers and 6 screws to the checkout and the girl looks at me in a similar manner as the guy at the project center did. "how much were those screws?" she asks. i know look at her crazy because clearly it's not my job to know that, i don't work there although from what i've seen so far i'm more qualified then any of these freaks. shes calls and price checks 6 screws ......... waiting ......... waiting ......... waiting ............ still no price. finally the manager comes over and tells her to just give me the screws. now what i still wonder is did she give me the screws because her worker was an idiot and or because i looked pathetic trying to buy 6 screws? but here's the thing, if you don't want people doing that don't keep giant open boxes of them available. i'm not buying 100 when i only need 6 for god's sake. what in the world would i need with 100 3 1/2 inch decking screws?

so my grandmother's frriend's husband died a few days ago. nannie decided to make lunch for her and whatever people were at her house with her getting affairs in order. she makes sweet and sour meatballs in a large slow cooker, rice, rolls and a dessert. she asks my grampie to take the food over to them and as he's loading it into the car the slow cooker somehow breaks and he spills meat balls all through nannie's pristine car and all over the driveway. nanniw starts freaking out crying 1) because of the car and 2) because she was supposed to provide lunch for her friend. she is balling so loud that neighbours come racing over thinking grampie had fallen or had a heart attack or was dead. i know at this moment grampie was praying for god to strike him dead though so he wouldn't have to be dealing with all of this. so he's on his hands and knees picking up meat balls and scrubbing out the car as nannie wails and the neighbours console her. i'm sure they were actually thinking she'd finally lost her damn mind. so things are finally almost cleaned up but the meat balls were so hot the melted through the garbage bag and spilt all over the front step and more on the driveway. are you getting a visual yet? my nanniw calls her friend to explained what happened but she's crying SO LOUD that she can't understand her and SHE thinks that something happened to grampie. now keep in mind that this lady just lost her husband and now she's consoling nannie about meatballs. i swear to god!!

i had a good easter weekend, decorated eggs and visited my parents and brothers and stayed for dinner on friday, saturday went shopping for easter dinner (and it was so busy that i wanted to take my own life and i almost got run over by some lady and her cart), sunday andrew had his egg hunt and and was very excited about the whole bunny process, and had dinner. greek lemon chicken, a stuffing thing that i got off kraft kitche's website, broccoli and califlower with cheese sause and chocolate banana tarts with whipped cream. mathias and zane also spent the night and we watched movies.

last night i watched brokeback mountian, the tent scene was a bit abrupt. i was like "i guess they're gonna kiss .. why is he ..... wow ... ok then." no preamble for sure. the spit for lube was a nice touch i thought. man are gay cowboys ever rough. "i may be gay bit i'm still macho!" *punches the other in face." it was a sweet movie, poor guys. :(

tonight i'm watching mr and mrs smith ... i heard it's not a great movie but here's my thought on it ...... it's either a great movie and i love it and brad and angelina were hot OR it was a sucky movie and they're still hot so really it's a win win situation.

the flip flop dare (read previous 2 first)

here it is folks ..... i went out in public with two different shoes.

these first two are at the drive through at tim horton's.  right at the window.  (the sign ahead says tim horton's BTW)





RRROLL UP THE RIM TO WIN!!



with my brothers' dog jack



wallyworld baby!!







flip and flop back home in the driveway



yes people looked at me like i was crazy,  yes i'm weird, and yes i'm very easily amused but a dare is a dare.

flip flop trial run

so this morning i painted each foot a different color put on the flops and here are the results.

first here is a pic of the flops alone



and here is some one with the polish on.



i have been dared to actually go out in public with two different shoes like that .......... so stand by ..........

when the world is whirling

has anything ever happened and you're feeling down or worried or or maybe even a little scared cause that something that happened kinda changed you life, maybe it's not life or death but it's something you now have to deal with forever? have you ever been sick of putting on brave faces and not admitting how bad you've been? have you ever felt that the world is whirling all around you, unaware and seemingly unconcerned that you're even feeling this way? and it's not even that no one cares really but that everyone is busy doing their own things and maybe don't realize you're freaking out and no one has time to think that maybe you'd like the chance to break and not have to be strong for once and be strong for you. but on the other hand you don't want be annoying and plead and beg for someone to pay attention for five minutes and realize you need them. it's a pretty lonesome place to be. ps my dad is a jerkwad.

just when i thought i couldn't hate the cowboys any more ....

are you fucking kidding me?! what the hell is wrong with those idiots in dallas, signing that cocky bastard. the very same cocky bastard that made fun of them by having one of his "i'm better then anybody in the whole god damned universe" moments mid field on the MFing star!! someone needs to slap them in the freaking head. plus they give him $10 mil and $25 mil if he stays the 3 years of his contract, which i severely doubt he's capable of doing because he's too much of a cocksmith to deal with teammates and coaches in a respectful manner because he thinks he's god's gift to football and the human race. and you know how you can tell that the fucker hasn't learned his lesson? check out his song on his web site (and i'm using the term song very loosely) where he trashed the eagles. GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR that cocky grin makes me wanna punch something.

jack and jill ...........

went up the hill to make some fucky fucky .......... so i was watching porn called jack and jill on the movie channel and this guy had the exact lamp in his bedroom that i have in my living room (actually i have two of them). so why was i watching the scenery when porn was on? CAUSE OF THE DIALOG ........ now they're looking for the damn dog!!! UG! get to the point or don't freaking bother. if i wasn't so bored and and there was anything else on i swear i'd turn this shit off. but i guess then i'd no have topic for blogging either. the worst part is that when this guy goes shall we say "down under" as not to get to graphic, he looks like a raccon foraging for food. so the movie ends and it has BLOOPERS!! MFing bloopers .... what kind of porn has bloopers. aaaaaaaahhhhh

my microwave has attitude

so the back story is last week my microwave was acting freaky. the turn table was rocking and knocking and being entiely annoying, then it started taking longer and longer to cook my lean cuisines. the final straw was when i cooked something for 4 minutes and 30 secs and when it was done it made an angry noise and then restarted itself ........... ITSELF!!! ......... for another 4 minutes and 30 mins. so i was like "F that shit" and unplugged it before it could explode and decided to buy a new one before it completely took over and held us captive. so cut to tonight ... brand new microwave and i'm cooking my lean cuisine (i swear i am in no way affiliated with the lean cuisine people i just love them.) so anyway i was wrinting an email while it was cooking and it beeped when it was done but i wasn't done writing so i didn't go get it. every minute after that the microwave gently beeped as to remind me it had done it's job i'm assuming but about 5 minutes in it beeped very slowly and methodically like it'd had enough of my bullshit and wanted me to remove the dinner right that second. you're probably thinking i'm half crazy but it happened. so question is why do the microwaves in my life hate me lately?

porn doesn't need storyline

no storyline, no dialog except for "fuck me harder" and no props except for dildos and vibrators. a dumb show that's basically softcore porn that is neither a good show or good porn is a waste of my time. don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. yes ........ i'm bored.