Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label news. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

if you romo you might get plutoed

"Plutoed" was chosen 2006's Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society at its annual meeting Friday.

To "pluto" is "to demote or devalue someone or something," much like what happened to the former planet last year when the General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union decided Pluto didn't meet its definition of a planet.


great choice but i would like to add this to the list ......

to "romo" - to fuck up royally.

and romo probably is worried about being plutoed, that is if billy isn't picking him out of his teeth as we speak.

Friday, September 15, 2006

i feel bad for asteroid number 134340

discovered feb. 18, 1930, named pluto and for 76 years it thought it was a planet but now it's not only a dwarf  but they took it's name too!!  how rude and degrading!!!!

my son has a space themed bedroom so do i go rip pluto off the wall or go in there with a magic marker and cross out pluto and write asteroid number 134340 instead?  i feel like i've been lied to my whole life, this must be what it felt like when humans discovered that the world was not flat.

maybe with the new classifications he didn't meet the standards but wouldn't you say after 76 he'd be grandfathered in and could perhaps keep his name at least?  how will he ever face his friends now? 

good bye pluto, we'll miss you you dwarf bastard.  it's like losing a freind. 

PLUTO RIP

Saturday, September 09, 2006

who the hell doe spitt think he is

"Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt has revealed that he will not tie the knot with Angelina Jolie unless gay marriages are legalised in the US."

source

so does he really think bush or any one in the government for that matter gives two rats asses if him and angie get married.

picture it if you will .......

unknown government asshat - "hey dude did ya hear brad refuses to marry angelina unless we make marriage an option for everyone?"

bush - "well hot damn in that case i think it's a great idea.  i didn't know it meant so much to him."

PLEASE!!!  i think brad needs to get his big ole swollen head out of the clouds for a moment.  he's cute and sure it'd be nice but god damn ....... stick to acting bradly.  for that matter we know this is not even coming from him.  i'm picturing angie's hand up his ass cause he my friend is her puppet.