Friday, September 15, 2006

i feel bad for asteroid number 134340

discovered feb. 18, 1930, named pluto and for 76 years it thought it was a planet but now it's not only a dwarf  but they took it's name too!!  how rude and degrading!!!!

my son has a space themed bedroom so do i go rip pluto off the wall or go in there with a magic marker and cross out pluto and write asteroid number 134340 instead?  i feel like i've been lied to my whole life, this must be what it felt like when humans discovered that the world was not flat.

maybe with the new classifications he didn't meet the standards but wouldn't you say after 76 he'd be grandfathered in and could perhaps keep his name at least?  how will he ever face his friends now? 

good bye pluto, we'll miss you you dwarf bastard.  it's like losing a freind. 

PLUTO RIP

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