i feel dirty

so after finding out of the ungoing fight between rosie and trump i said i wouldn't watch the apprentice anymore because he's a slimy, rude mouthed asshole. whether you like rosie or not his comments were entirely rude and uncalled for, not to mention unprofessional. he's a complete asshole!! why do i feel dirty you ask? because i find myself sitting here watching this damn show and signing the damn theme song!! i feel like a cheap dirty whore with no dignity!! i am offically a reality tv junkie!!

the new shawn

god damn it i hate it when soap operas constantly change the actors!! you but years into these people, feeling for them (or hating them) and getting all emotional over them and BAM they're someone else and you lose that emotional connection. DAMN THEM!!!

if you romo you might get plutoed

"Plutoed" was chosen 2006's Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society at its annual meeting Friday.

To "pluto" is "to demote or devalue someone or something," much like what happened to the former planet last year when the General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union decided Pluto didn't meet its definition of a planet.

great choice but i would like to add this to the list ......

to "romo" - to fuck up royally.

and romo probably is worried about being plutoed, that is if billy isn't picking him out of his teeth as we speak.

a late christmas present

this doesn't quite make up for my boys losing today but it made me smile anyway. this was my first thought when it happened.

Ray's mother: It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he would have held the ball laces out like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhoea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?
Ace Ventura: (takes a cookie) What do you know, they're little footballs.
Ray's mother: Laces out!

you're the one that's fired

so tonight we had the start of two reality shows. one brand new one ... you're the one that i want, and one returning fave the apprentice.

you're the one that i want - was enjoyable so far. kind of a rip off of american idol but still pretty cool. really not much more to say about it thus far.

the apprentice la - am i crazy or did don's hair change color in the first few scenes? if i were him i'd fire his hairdresser. also the wifey needs acting lessons. the baby was adorable though. i can't believe donald yelled at that guy to lower his voice like he was 5 years old. HA! i think the tent thing will probably end up being a good twist.

there's no crying in football

or i would assume there isn't because there's no crying in baseball and baseball is a pussy sport compared to football. well tonight there is crying because the giants season is over and that also means it's time to say good bye to tiki. unless by some mircle he changes his mind but i really don't see that happening. the thought of the giants without tiki is a depressing thought. at least the game wasn't a total slaughter but it's so madening that the offence tied up the game but the D couldn't stop them. the only thing that's making me feel better right now is the memory of romo from last night and this article entitled Bobble 'Boys.


farwell tiki, farewell season.

romo your name is fucking mud dude!

OMG i hope someone throws this bad boy up on youtube. i don't think i ever laughed so hard during a football game. well i lie, i think i laughed that hard once when bill parcells got ran into and he went ass over tea kettle. many won't know what the freak i'm talking about but those who do know will be laughing with me, unless you're a dallASS fan perhaps. HAHA!

so it's 2007 .......

Should old acquaintance be forgot and all that jazz ........... so much has happened in the last month i really don't even know where to start.

the weeks leading up to christmas were a busy blur of craziness. christmas concerts, bazaars, shopping, parties, wrapping, baking, planning, stressing, decorating. so much work and so much effort put into one day. that's a hell of a build up and that's probably why i always feel so blue when it's all over.

christmas eve was spent visiting with drew's grandmothers, but of course not at the same time just to make my life a little more difficult. we came home and did the cookie and milk thing for santa and except for my neighbour seeing me in my panties the night went off without a hitch. andrew was in bed by 9:20 thanks to norad tracking santa and telling us he was on his way across the atlantic ocean. wish that trick could work every night.

christmas was awesome, andrew got everything he wanted and it seems that as much as he loves his new nintendo DS i may enjoy iy a little more. i'm addicted to yoshi's island at the moment and i am really considering asking for the $$ to buy myself the pink DS for my birthday. it's the greatest little thing ever. ok maybe not ever but it's really freaking awesome. other then the DS he got TONS of stuff. mooonsand, dragon mega blocks (one of which took me 2 hours to put together on christmas morning!!!), movies, tons of army men, books and so many other things i can't even remember at the moment.

my top mentions were ....

1) an old printing of the wizard of oz that my step dad got at an antique show.
2) homemade flannelette blanket from my nannie *
3) T-fal pots and bakeware
4) She-ra season one volume 1 (fuck yeah)
5) trivial pursiut totally 80s
6) handmixer **

number 4 and 5 spawned an idea of mine as to spend last night (new year's day) and it was brilliant! 80s night! my sister and brother in law were here and we played totally 80s, had 80s tunes playing, watched back to the future, an episode of she-re, fraggle rock and growing pains and ate things like nerds, fresca and a myriad of other sugary things that i can't imagine now that i ate as a kid and still have teeth in my head now. and my idea was such a sucsess that my brothers are coming up tonight for another version of 80s night. although the totally 80s trivial pursuit is out because i'm barely old enough to answer half of it. anything that has to do with polictics and i was like "dude i was 3, how the hell would i know?".

so i got a little ahead of myself ........ back to the day after christmas. we went to my nannie's house for a pot luck kinda dealy and i have to say the highlight was my nannie playing dance dance revolution. can you say america's funniest home videos?

new year's eve was spent with my brothers and my niece. movies, snacks, up til 4:00am .... you know, that old chestnut. by that time of night though you almost go beyond tired and go on "hummingbird" where you heart feels like it's going to beat out of your chest and you could run around the neighbourhood. the only problem is when you get to that point when you finally crash you crash HARD. my crashing started somewhere around 3:30am when i found myself on the DDR mat.

so that pretty much sums up the holiday season. i'm sure there are things that i forgot, if i remember i'll write them later on.

* i had/have (shhhh) this blanket that my nannie made that is older then me that i stole off my parents bed when i was like 2 and now it's been washed so many times it looked like a bomb went through the middle of it. every time my mother saw it she claimed she was going to steal it and burn it. i told her and my nannie that unless nannie made me a new one i was not getting rid of it. so under the christmas tree was a purple flannelette blankie. :)

** mine caught fire whilst making the christmas cookies.

you know you're a mom when .....

so i had one of these moments today ...... i reach into my purse to find my keys and come out with a chicken nugget!!

i pulled a clark griswald

so yesterday we had to take down the trampoline for winter ...... in the snow. yes it should have been taken down long before now (fyi, not my fault), but either way it's snowing and it has to come down.

i put on my new purple boots and step out the door ........... crash, i'm flat on my back. as i'm lying there staring up at the sky with the snow rapidly falling on top of me, half of my brain is hoping my head didn't just crack open and the other half is thinking "apparently my pretty new purple boots are more decorative then functional."

nothing hurts sharply, but i have this dull ache through my whole body like i've been run over. today it's my neck that hurts more then anything.

now that's holiday!!

how is timmy's even better just because it's in the christmas cup?!? i don't know the answer, i just know that when i drive up to the timmy's window and they hand me a christmas cup i feel all warm and christmasy. add to that the new holiday spice flavor a shot and you have merry christmas in a cup!

i love my boys but holy freak!!!

“We will be sick about this one forever.” Thus was Tom Coughlin’s final summation of one of the most unfathomable and excruciating defeats in the Giants’ 82-year history. Leading 21-0 early in the fourth quarter, they surrendered 24 unanswered points and lost to the Tennessee Titans Sunday in LP Field, 24-21. Eli Manning was twice intercepted by Pacman Jones in the quarter and the second pick set up Rob Bironas’ game-winning 49-yard field goal with six seconds remaining.

it's so annoying when on paper they have it all. and when they're on they're awesome but then it all just goes in the crapper seemingly for no reason!! why did Plax not try to tackle that guy??!! why did Kiwanuka not make sure the QB was flat on his fucking back!?! why when one thing goes wrong can they not pull it together and make something happen!!! AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

trying to get my sister to blog

i've been trying to get my sister to make a blog, she seems resistant but also interested. when i first mentioned it to her she said "i don't have time to keep up with these myspace and I tube things." which of course sent me into a fit of laughter which i'm not sure she appreciated. I tube ...... clearly she needs a little internet refresher course.

Halloween

Halloween was very fun this year. The blood turned out looking so real and creepy. Drew had a good time and his party was a huge sucess.

terrell owens ....... will this fucker ever learn?

the answer is no. so did he actually try to kill himself? i can't know for sure but things don't add up to me.

1) the empty pill bottle was lying around but according to T.O. the rest of the pills were just in the drawer. but why on earth would you put pills in a drawer and leave the bottle lying around. why not throw it out? and why would take the pills out in the first place? everyone knows you keep pills in their bottles.

2) the "publicist" (and i use that name in this case loosely) according to the sworn police report says that T.O. was depressed then in the press conference claims she did not say that. why would the police make that up?

3) bill claims he did not know he was at the hospital and knew nothing at all at the time of the press conference. BULLSHIT!! you know someone called him when T.O. was taken to the hospital and he was kept up to date at every moment of the night and the following morning.

now back to the publicist ........ what street corner did he find this gem on? don't publicists normally wear dressy, sharp looking clothes? do they normally sit at a national press conference with their arms crossed and chewing gum like a cow chewing it's cud? and how unprofessional was "he has 25 million reasons to live". not to mention that is a stupid statement because many people who are rich and talented are stressed, depressed and have killed themselves. all i know is i would not want this woman telling me how to handle myself in public.

i'll cook you any kind of pizza you want

tonight i was making andrew mini pizzas for dinner and by accident i made deluxe instead of pepperoni.

andrew - "mom i din't like the vegtables!"

me - "andrew just eat it. you won't even taste it."

i go down the hall to put in some laundry and come back to the kitchen and the pizza was on the counter instead of in front of him at the table and he was coloring. i was just about to get upset and i had "just eat the ppizza for god sake." out of my mouth when i burst out crying. ok so before you think i'm a total freak here's the back story ........ a little boy at his school who was 9 died of cancer wednesday night. the school has been raising money for about 3 weeks for him and his family and wednesday evening there was a benefit concert. the school got the news thrusday morning that he died the same night. a little boy who 2 months ago was healthy and in school playing with friends and probably drove his parents crazy for things likr not eating the pizza they cooked because it had green peppers and mushrooms on it was now dead. he went to the children's hospital on may 24 and he died june 14. not even a month. so in the middle of the pizza issue tonight i thought that ryan's parents would give anything in the world to have ryan bug the hell out of them right now. and they'd cook him whatever pizza he wanted. so i wrapped up the plate with his pizza, put it in the fridge and took the pepperoni pizza out of the freezer.

andrew - "how come i don't have to eat the pizza with the vegtables on it."

me - "because i'm glad you're here and i'm glad i can make you pizza. i'll cook you any kind of pizza that you want."

for all you parents out there ...... the next time your kid is being a pain in the ass take the time to thank your lucky stars that they're there to be a pain in the ass. and who really cares that they won't eat the pizza with the vegtables.

to ryan's parents ....... i can only imagine what you're going through and i'm already in tears. you'll be in my thoughts and in my heart.

Rest In Peace With The Angels Ryan ..... i didn't really know you but you touched me.

i feel bad for asteroid number 134340

discovered feb. 18, 1930, named pluto and for 76 years it thought it was a planet but now it's not only a dwarf  but they took it's name too!!  how rude and degrading!!!!

my son has a space themed bedroom so do i go rip pluto off the wall or go in there with a magic marker and cross out pluto and write asteroid number 134340 instead?  i feel like i've been lied to my whole life, this must be what it felt like when humans discovered that the world was not flat.

maybe with the new classifications he didn't meet the standards but wouldn't you say after 76 he'd be grandfathered in and could perhaps keep his name at least?  how will he ever face his friends now? 

good bye pluto, we'll miss you you dwarf bastard.  it's like losing a freind. 

PLUTO RIP

where's the aussie love?

yes i'm CANADIAN and i'm happy the canadian won (AGAIN i may add!!)  and i really do like lukas and glad he won over dilana but why do my aussie hotties never make it past 3rd place?!

let's review .......

Last Year - Mig Ayesa, Marty Casey and J.D. Fortune .  Mig is out first leaving Marty and JD as the last two.

This Year - Toby, Dilana and Lukas with Toby going first.

how fucking hot are these guys?!?  ANSWER ....... VERY FUCKING HOT!!  i am neither surprised or upset lukas won, better him the dilana who i also think is good but i didn't really like her drama and i don't think i could stand her voice for an entire show.  i just feel twice burned in the hottie, talented australians department. 

who the hell doe spitt think he is

"Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt has revealed that he will not tie the knot with Angelina Jolie unless gay marriages are legalised in the US."

source

so does he really think bush or any one in the government for that matter gives two rats asses if him and angie get married.

picture it if you will .......

unknown government asshat - "hey dude did ya hear brad refuses to marry angelina unless we make marriage an option for everyone?"

bush - "well hot damn in that case i think it's a great idea.  i didn't know it meant so much to him."

PLEASE!!!  i think brad needs to get his big ole swollen head out of the clouds for a moment.  he's cute and sure it'd be nice but god damn ....... stick to acting bradly.  for that matter we know this is not even coming from him.  i'm picturing angie's hand up his ass cause he my friend is her puppet.

when I dream about you

There was a time in my life
When I opened my eyes and there you were,
You were more than a dream,
I could reach out a touch you,
that was long ago.
There are somethings that I guess Ill never know,
When you love someone
You got to learn to let them go.

When I dream about you,
Thats when everythings all right,
Your in my arms
Here next to me, forever.
When I dream about you,
you never go away,
Just close my eyes
Wait for my dreams
Cause I still love, loving you.

How can I get you to see
That Im falling apart
Since youve been gone,
I can never be sure
I could ever let go
Your love is much to strong,
There are somethings that I guess Ill never know,
When you love someone
You got to learn to let them go.

When I dream about you,
Thats when everythings all right,
Your in my arms
Here next to me, forever.
When I dream about you,
you never go away,
Just close my eyes
Wait for my dreams,
Cause I still love, loving you.

There are somethings that I guess Ill never know,
When you love someone
You got to learn to let them go.

When I dream about you,
Thats when everythings all right,
Your in my arms
Here next to me, forever.
When I dream about you
you never go away,
Just close my eyes
Wait for my dreams,
Cause I still love, loving you.