a late christmas present

this doesn't quite make up for my boys losing today but it made me smile anyway. this was my first thought when it happened.

Ray's mother: It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he would have held the ball laces out like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhoea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?
Ace Ventura: (takes a cookie) What do you know, they're little footballs.
Ray's mother: Laces out!