Laguna Beach where have you been all of my life

ok well maybe not all my life but the last 2 seasons it's been on anyway.  damn canada for not having MTV until 2 months ago.  how dare they make me miss such an addictive show?!?  now i'm coming in on the end when the damn thing is over and a spinoff show is starting and i feel like i've missed so much.  why do these girls keep going out with the skeez jason?  the boy can't keep his pecker in his pants it seems but they're all running after him like he shit's tiffany jewlery or something and he isn't even cute.  and why did LC get the spinoff show?  i think she's the most boring out of them all.  Kristen had better be on her show is all i have to say.  and what is up with kasey?  fake tan, fake voice, fake hair.  fake fake fake!  where are the parents when these kids are hooking up or laying down or whatever?!  it's sad that kids can be so seemingly spoiled but also so addictive i can't stop watching!

dear god?!  how old is she!