terrell owens ....... will this fucker ever learn?

the answer is no. so did he actually try to kill himself? i can't know for sure but things don't add up to me.

1) the empty pill bottle was lying around but according to T.O. the rest of the pills were just in the drawer. but why on earth would you put pills in a drawer and leave the bottle lying around. why not throw it out? and why would take the pills out in the first place? everyone knows you keep pills in their bottles.

2) the "publicist" (and i use that name in this case loosely) according to the sworn police report says that T.O. was depressed then in the press conference claims she did not say that. why would the police make that up?

3) bill claims he did not know he was at the hospital and knew nothing at all at the time of the press conference. BULLSHIT!! you know someone called him when T.O. was taken to the hospital and he was kept up to date at every moment of the night and the following morning.

now back to the publicist ........ what street corner did he find this gem on? don't publicists normally wear dressy, sharp looking clothes? do they normally sit at a national press conference with their arms crossed and chewing gum like a cow chewing it's cud? and how unprofessional was "he has 25 million reasons to live". not to mention that is a stupid statement because many people who are rich and talented are stressed, depressed and have killed themselves. all i know is i would not want this woman telling me how to handle myself in public.

i'll cook you any kind of pizza you want

tonight i was making andrew mini pizzas for dinner and by accident i made deluxe instead of pepperoni.

andrew - "mom i din't like the vegtables!"

me - "andrew just eat it. you won't even taste it."

i go down the hall to put in some laundry and come back to the kitchen and the pizza was on the counter instead of in front of him at the table and he was coloring. i was just about to get upset and i had "just eat the ppizza for god sake." out of my mouth when i burst out crying. ok so before you think i'm a total freak here's the back story ........ a little boy at his school who was 9 died of cancer wednesday night. the school has been raising money for about 3 weeks for him and his family and wednesday evening there was a benefit concert. the school got the news thrusday morning that he died the same night. a little boy who 2 months ago was healthy and in school playing with friends and probably drove his parents crazy for things likr not eating the pizza they cooked because it had green peppers and mushrooms on it was now dead. he went to the children's hospital on may 24 and he died june 14. not even a month. so in the middle of the pizza issue tonight i thought that ryan's parents would give anything in the world to have ryan bug the hell out of them right now. and they'd cook him whatever pizza he wanted. so i wrapped up the plate with his pizza, put it in the fridge and took the pepperoni pizza out of the freezer.

andrew - "how come i don't have to eat the pizza with the vegtables on it."

me - "because i'm glad you're here and i'm glad i can make you pizza. i'll cook you any kind of pizza that you want."

for all you parents out there ...... the next time your kid is being a pain in the ass take the time to thank your lucky stars that they're there to be a pain in the ass. and who really cares that they won't eat the pizza with the vegtables.

to ryan's parents ....... i can only imagine what you're going through and i'm already in tears. you'll be in my thoughts and in my heart.

Rest In Peace With The Angels Ryan ..... i didn't really know you but you touched me.

i feel bad for asteroid number 134340

discovered feb. 18, 1930, named pluto and for 76 years it thought it was a planet but now it's not only a dwarf  but they took it's name too!!  how rude and degrading!!!!

my son has a space themed bedroom so do i go rip pluto off the wall or go in there with a magic marker and cross out pluto and write asteroid number 134340 instead?  i feel like i've been lied to my whole life, this must be what it felt like when humans discovered that the world was not flat.

maybe with the new classifications he didn't meet the standards but wouldn't you say after 76 he'd be grandfathered in and could perhaps keep his name at least?  how will he ever face his friends now? 

good bye pluto, we'll miss you you dwarf bastard.  it's like losing a freind. 

PLUTO RIP

where's the aussie love?

yes i'm CANADIAN and i'm happy the canadian won (AGAIN i may add!!)  and i really do like lukas and glad he won over dilana but why do my aussie hotties never make it past 3rd place?!

let's review .......

Last Year - Mig Ayesa, Marty Casey and J.D. Fortune .  Mig is out first leaving Marty and JD as the last two.

This Year - Toby, Dilana and Lukas with Toby going first.

how fucking hot are these guys?!?  ANSWER ....... VERY FUCKING HOT!!  i am neither surprised or upset lukas won, better him the dilana who i also think is good but i didn't really like her drama and i don't think i could stand her voice for an entire show.  i just feel twice burned in the hottie, talented australians department. 

who the hell doe spitt think he is

"Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt has revealed that he will not tie the knot with Angelina Jolie unless gay marriages are legalised in the US."

source

so does he really think bush or any one in the government for that matter gives two rats asses if him and angie get married.

picture it if you will .......

unknown government asshat - "hey dude did ya hear brad refuses to marry angelina unless we make marriage an option for everyone?"

bush - "well hot damn in that case i think it's a great idea.  i didn't know it meant so much to him."

PLEASE!!!  i think brad needs to get his big ole swollen head out of the clouds for a moment.  he's cute and sure it'd be nice but god damn ....... stick to acting bradly.  for that matter we know this is not even coming from him.  i'm picturing angie's hand up his ass cause he my friend is her puppet.